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From: John Johnathon
Dear Fellow Internet Marketing Newbies
Have you ever felt bombarded by a constant assault of eBooks you just have to read right now? Bulldozed by untold numbers of mysterious systems that claim to make you more money than Donald Trump?
Do you ever find yourself sprinting down endless aveunues to nowhere and never getting anywhere productive?
How long do you think you can spend on any internet marketing forum before you run into someone bragging on about how much cash they’re making?
2 minutes? 3 minutes? Let’s be generous and make it 5!
"Let Me Tell You, This Guy Has Broken Down the Actual Process of Getting Up Off Your Aspirations and Going Through the Steps"
John cleverly requested a review of his eBook by quoting me in the text. Of course, I just had to see what he really wanted to do with what I had written.
Boy, was I pleased!
This is a complete treatment; a process of getting into this business.
Let me tell you, this guy has broken down the actual process of getting up off your aspirations and going through the steps.
It's easy to follow, makes good sense and has descriptions of each of the necessary steps.
There are links to examples, resources and Web sites that will be helpful for the newbie to use. I'm especially glad this work wasn't junked up with a bunch of gratuitous affiliate links. Every link has a benefit for the reader! :)
While this E-book is mainly for the newbie marketers who really haven't have success before, even seasoned pro's will find some nuggets in the contents!
I heartily recommend this for your Internet Marketing library!
Sincerely,
Dr. Bernie Schindler
www.constipation-foundation.org/
OK, so it’s great that other people are doing well and making money – but don’t you find yourself asking “What am I doing wrong?”
Actually, I reckon that’s putting it mildly – I bet you’re yelling “SHOW ME THE MONEY?”
Of course you are. After all, why shouldn’t you be successful online – you work hard, you spend nearly everyday glued to your computer, reading, answering emails, following all the latest, must-have money-making schemes that endlessly plop into your inbox………..
But it’s just not happening, is it?
You’re working your guts out and there’s hardly anything to show for it. You can see yourself flat-lining. The blood pressure is low, the pulse is slowing…….., and even possible a chalk line around you
No, I’m not a clairvoyant – I’m not reading your mind – I haven’t got a secret webcam spying on you…………
You see, I KNOW exactly how you feel…………… because I was in your same position, just a year ago. I’ve lived it.
In fact, I actually got to the stage where I was beginning to think I was gonna be a legend in my own mind. I was gonna be over before I’d even begun.
I mean, there really is only so much forum loitering you can do. Only so much observing of other people making money you can take. There are only so many `must-have’ products that are gonna `do it’ for you that you can swallow. Only so many products that other people created that you can list on eBay, or promote in your emails.
I was gutted…….. I felt as if I was working my backside off but I had very little to show for my efforts.
Until I discovered a secret...........
Well, it wasn’t exactly a secret, but it was something that had been staring me in the face all the time and something that I had been putting off doing
Procrastinating over………..
Dismissing………….
Making excuses about……………..
The true secret of making any decent money on line is………….
LEARNING HOW TO PROMOTE YOUR OWN PRODUCT
There, I’ve said the dirty words.
Did you jump?
Did you recoil?
Did you hisssssssssssss?
Did you fling your fingers up into the shape of a crucifix to ward off the terror?
Is your pulse racing?
Is your heart pounding ten to the dozen?
Are you experiencing a cold, clammy sweat?
I know, I know. It’s awful, isn’t it?
That’s EXACTLY how I felt. It’s probably a bit indelicate to say this, but I actually thought these feelings were clinical indications that I was going crazy, deranged, looney!
Wooooah - Calm down – you’re hyperventilating. Grab a paper bag, breath into it slowly and let’s begin with your medical history:
IS THIS YOU?
Tick those that apply.....
I can’t sell my product because…..
I don't know the advantages and disadvanages of the virtual world
I don't know the In's and Out's of Traffic Exchanges
I don't know how to use Paid Per Click Advertising
I don't know how to post a free ad
I don't know how to contruct a website
I don't know how to become a affiliate
I don't know how search engine optimization works
I don't know how to do bulk mail
I don't know how to gather leads
I don't know how Ezines and article marketing works
I don't how to analyize my results
I don't know how to automate Email
I don't know how to do search engine submissions
I don't know how leverage social networking sites
If the symptoms above are pretty close to exposing your fears and lack of belief in your ability to sell your own products, I can provide you with a cure.
I want you to imagine what your internet marketing life would be like if you were making money from your own info products.
Imagine what it would be like if you had two info products promoted? Three? Four? Five…………..?
Imagine where your products would lead you…
You get to sit back while affiliates sell YOUR PRODUCT. While you're working on your next project you'll have dozens of people breaking their back to sell YOUR Products. Imagine how nice it will feel to have 100 people selling YOUR PRODUCT, rather than you being the one putting in all the effort.
You get to place links inside the products that will earn you money day after day. Of course, the money from selling the product is great, but it's the backend income where the REAL money is made. When it's YOUR PRODUCT you'll get paid while people click your affiliate links day after day.
You get to brand yourself as an expert in your niche and grab some instant credibility. Branding is EVERYTHING online, and once you've released your own hot product people will see you as an expert. This will open up a ton of different opportunities for you and will help create even more profitable income streams.
You get to JV with other product sellers and cross promote each other's products. This is priceless, and from this tactic alone you could massively boost your income.
You get to create a HUGE list of targeted buyers who you can profit from again and again. After you've sent a few offers to your list, the price of the book will seem like small change. This is where the real money is made.
The list goes on………. Do you see the endless possibilities? And all because you have ways to promote
YOUR OWN INFORMATION PRODUCT
OK, I know, you’re still saying
“But I can’t………….”
“I don’t know how to………”
Let me tell you, if I can do it…………
ME, the biggest `sitter-on-the-fencer’ that ever there was.....
The Olympic Gold Medalist in putting things off....
The World Record holder in helping other people but not helping myself....
A forum lurker………….
.....then I guarantee YOU can do it too.
And the reason I know you can do it is that I’ve developed my very own tried and tested list of steps.
Don’t worry, I’m not asking you to go into this blind. I’m not asking you to present yourself at some back-street joint with filthy equipment and no anaesthetic.
Nope, you’re not going to be a guinea pig. My process is tried and tested and I’ll have you in recovery and coughing up your own dollars in no time – guaranteed.
Yes, I’m offering you – a miracle cure for your online finances.
Not afraid of needles, are you? ;)
I guarantee you that my remedy will be more than “Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.”
Nope, I reckon you deserve a tad more than that. You deserve some one-on-one private treatment. You are definitely an excellent candidate for some Emergency Information
I’d like you to follow me and get yourself ready……………..
Allow Me To Introduce You To
The Armchair Guide To "Newbie" Success On The Internet eBook
This is YOUR radical treatment to a healthier outlook for your online success.
This is YOUR lifeline
This is a 50+ page product promotion bible
Listen, you don't need to be an expert to start making money today.
Over the last year I've learned a lot about creating information products. And the good news is that it's the easy part. Selling your product is the hard part.
It took me a lot of blood, sweat and tears trying to discover the fastest and most effective way to promote your product.
OK, I might not have taken the Hippocratic Oath to preserve life, but I’m pledging myself to help YOU sell your own products. And in my considered opinion the only the way to achieve a positive prognosis for your online success is for you to take advantage of my skills and experience and cut out the your learning curve.
Why should you spend months learning how and where to promote your own products; when you can let me show you today?
You're going to uncover all the amazing little product marketing tricks and tips that mean that you get to earn money in your sleep night after night. And you're going to learn now....
SELLING AND PROMOTING YOUR OWN INFO PRODUCT IS THE REAL SECRET TO ONLINE PROFITS
Here's just a tiny sample of what you'll discover when you download today.
And The Armchair Guide To "Newbie" Success On The Internet eBook is a complete manual to online profits
Take Look At What You’ll Receive
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AND
How to use Traffic Exchanges super-effectively, profit-pulling ideas - so many amazing ideas, in fact, that you won't be able to use them all quick enough
How to use Ezines and Article Marketing to grab leads that turn into credit card sales, that'll have your bank account positively smoking
And MUCH MUCH MORE.......
Opportunities like this really don't come along everyday. When you download and see the VALUE inside you'll understand why a package like this could easily sell for $67, $97 or more.
This is valuable stuff, and at $67 this eBook would be a steal, But I'm going practically give it away.
That's the reason why I’m not asking you to pay $67 today. If you download NOW I’m not even going to ask you to pay $47!
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Hi John,
Thank you for a wonderful ebook. It is a truly inspiring read - and I can honestly say that now there is simply no excuse for anyone not to be able to make money - you've covered everything there is to know, and wrote it in a way that is not only informative but fun too!
This sort of information is invaluable because there is no substitute to experience.
You are a lesson to anyone that it CAN be done, and for all that I congratulate you.
Jeff Smith
www.gadgetsaddict.com
Oops! Almost forgot I told you I was Crazy........
IT’S BONUS TIME!
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Am I right? Or am I right?
So Instead I'm reducing the price even further. NO WAY YOU SAY.
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You get to sit back while affiliates sell YOUR PRODUCT. While you're working on your next project you'll have dozens of people breaking their back to sell YOUR Products. Imagine how nice it will feel to have 100 people selling YOUR PRODUCT, rather than you being the one putting in all the effort. 
